Monday, September 2, 2019

Update from the Planet Puk - well, still a little late, but includes the first pass - for your amusement


Sometime before the election in 2006

A coupla of extra testicles from the planet PUK were cruising along on a fact finding mission to check for any intelligent life in the universe.
“Sht” and “Frt” approached solar system # 95,349 with around 9 planets and slowed down around the third planet from the central star.

“Hey Sh’t, guess what, it looks like there’s quite a bit of concentrated oxygen, carbon and hydrogen on this planet and appears to have some sort of life form.  Didjya see all the lights flashing when we passed the dark side opposite the big star?”

“Ya, F’rt, I saw that on our sensor screen and wondered what that was, maybe some sort of electrical disturbance.  Should we approach a little closer…whadaya think?”

“Ya, what the hell, we ain’t come across no intelligent life form in the past 50 light years, better put on our cloaking device too, just in case there are some inhabitants and they’s smart enough to spot us.”

“Hey, Sht, I just turned on the monitor and picked up this thingie called CNN bouncing offa this satellite here and they gotta buncha shit on there.  Mainly about some guys with rag hats, robes and beards shootin’ little home made rockets to a place called Israel and it says these guys in Israel are using the latest hi tech stuff to bomb their houses. Latest? Damn we used to use that stuff back in millennium 34,983 before we got enlightened.  Let’s put the ship on cruise control and orbit this strange place for a while and see whatsa goin’ on…”

“Awww F’rt, there’s something strange here, the guys called Hezbollah with rag heads and beards shootin’ rockets, look just like the other guys called Israeli’s flying those so called hi tech machines, ‘cept they ain’t got no uniform.  Just some rags and somethin’ called AK47’s that looks a little like the antique guns we have in the museum when our primitive ancestors used to have wars and do all sorts of stupid shit!!
And they’s both identically stupid from what I can see.  They got this dark skinned lady running around in air borne contraptions trying to get everybody to sit down and quit the destruction, but some of the boys in a five sided building in a place called Washington don’t want it to stop cuz they say there’s too much profit in donatin’ the Israeli’s the hi tech shit that can’t hit the broad side of a mountain ‘cept wimmin and children and if it stops it’ll ruin the little war game where they’s playing soldier on a table at some place called the oval office and Downing street.”

“But Sh’t - Didjya see this transmission from CNN about some guy who transformed to Islam late in life and is preaching for all the Muslims to take up with this thing called a jihad and attack Britain and the US.  And says in this book they call the Koran the Muslims have to attack government buildings, people and stuff.  I don’t think he read it too close, cuz I just checked it out and it don’t say anything like that in there.”

“Ya, but F’rt, It notes that this here Koran was written back about 1400 complete revolutions of the big star and they didn’t have government buildings back then, maybe a coupla rag buildings made outta some poles and rags, and rode around on animals with a coupla humps on their backs and stuff.  All the inhabitants back then thought this planet was flat too and these guys are still waving that flag.  Dumb shits!!


And that other book call the bible, they got a buncha versions of that too. Some of the stuff they got in there is pretty funny too.  You know Adam and Eve - the bitch ate the apple then the world went to shit after that…
And they got some other asshole in a place with kangaroos sayin’ women in short skirts are like raw meat and cats go and eat ’em.  He forgot to say, the humin bein’s is supposed to be intelligent, but now ya look down there, I ain’t too sure they is…”
 “But Sh’t, you gotta remember in our history a few million millenniums ago, before they revised the use of religion in our galaxy, cuz all the strife and mayhem was cause by moronic idiots with misguided ideals and self-serving motives swamped with greed.  The whole galaxy finally improved after they labeled religion as a personal preference and categorized it the same as masturbation – and you can only practice it in the privacy of your toilet.
Ya I remember, too bad these dumb fucks are going thru the same period maybe we could help them a little, think???”

“Oh damn, F’rt, we could possibly alter history here and that wouldn’t be in our directive given when we took off in this crummy space ship.”

“Well, Sh’t, whadaya think about disguising as a guy in white robes, beard, put a little halo around your head and call yourself something like this guy named Jesus. Now that should make you accepted and then everyone will listen…


After a brief trip to earth…”

“Ok Sh’t, what did you discover when you were down there in your robe and halo?  How many people benefited by listening to your words of advice???”

“Ha! F’rt, not a single godammed soul listened or even acknowledged I was there trying to help them and then to make it worse, I was arrested by some cops in New York for loitering and they called me a nutcase – preachin’ without a license or sumthin’ like that, then they asked for some ID and of course all I had was the implant in my ass that tells everyone who I is, and they didn’t believe it… shoot, I had to turn invisible and walk out when they let some other crook outta jail. Those dumb cops gotta be lookin’ all over for me, heh heh.”

“But anyways F’rt, they stopped shootin’ cluster bombs to a place called Lebanon, but they started killing a few little girls in a place called Gaza.  Heck, when the scumbag Izzis pulled out with their planes, tanks and guns, they said they found bunches of anti-tank rockets and stuff. Then they go and shoot the shit out of Gaza with tanks and those antique dense inert metal explosives and claim they killed a buncha wimmin and children terrorists…  Seems like the poor slobs in Gaza can’t even protect themselves from those assholes.  That’s gonna stir up those idiots called Hezbollah too. It’ll just never end.”

“Oh and some even more dumb shits in a place north of the 38th parallel set off an underground explosion that resembled a botched nuclear device. Damn what a planet – they’s got some real serious problems!!!”

“Oh ya, and these same guys called Israelis don’t want this country called Iran to have an atom bomb either…yet they only got a coupla hundred of them…the US, Russia, China gots thousands of the damn super firecrackers…. seems like thems that got - don’t want those that ain’t got to get.  Kinda lop sided don’t you think…and I still ain’t figured out who’s the terrorists?”

“Oh and another thing…they say the Dems won and the Reps lost…seems like there’s gonna be a change in policy?? Nawww…looks like they’s makin’ too much money in the fight against terror… and they get to try out all the new gadgets made especially for killing…you’d think they would spend those funds on curing people of the horrible diseases and teaching alla them about knowledge and stuff instead of figuring a way out how to kill each other…wonder which one will do the most damage?  Disease or weapons…any bets???”

Damn, anybody remember Dr. Strangelove???”

“I guess Sh’t and F’rt got disgusted with life forms on earth and went on their merry way searching for much more better intelligent life forms in the universe.”

But…..they may be back…cuz they probably couldn’t believe what they saw…J


10 year later update on the visit of the boys in drag

After a loop around the orang nebula dipping past the utang constellation, with a loop around the big dipper, Sh’t and F’rt decided the quickest way back to the Planet Puk was to bypass solar system # 95,349.  While zipping past the big planet Jupiter, they noticed the 3rd planet from the big star and F’rt said to Sh’t, “hey, do you remember back around 10 revolutions around the big star, we visited this planet and you had some observations of the backward direction these habitants are headed?  It resembles a definite quantum negative direction where a body disappears up its own tunnel of excrement!”
Sh’t said “Oh yeah, I remember, lemmee check my notes and see if they’ve made any progress, although, 10 rev’s around the big star just isn’t enough time for those prehistoric beings to gain any intelligence! Besides, the criminal group that controls the wealth won’t let them advance in intelligence and manipulate history to suit their greedy goal of something called the New World Order where they control all the creatures and treat them like slaves and now they want to depopulate the planet down to about 10% of what there is currently and seize the remaining assets!  I saw that on this prehistoric remote video system called YouTube and was stated by a couple of real dimwits called Bill Gates and Ted Turner – but in all actuality, these boys are simply pawns of the NWO gangsters and money boys!”

F’rt tried to calm himself down and said “Hey, we should stop and check and then take the information so we can provide to the committee of elders in our planet all the detail of what we’ve came up with in the past 50 light years. They’ll surely get a few guffaws and knee slappers from all the bullshit we’ve come across.

Sh’t said, “Ok, Ok, let’s turn on the cloaking device since these boneheads do have methods of detecting UFO’s and could use this as an excuse to implement the primitive nuclear weapons and severely eliminate the unsuspecting population.  In this guy’s book, Behold a Pale Horse by some guy named Bill Cooper; he claims aliens did visit earth and made deals with the so called Illuminati that are used to control the masses of morons!”
“What do you want to do, go down and visit some of the places of interest and make record of the lack of progress from when I was there?”

F’rt said, “well, that would be a good idea, but the “Jesus” costume isn’t a good idea since they arrested you for preaching without a license…how about a military outfit – since there are so many of them and this would mix well with the population like the exercise the idiots have planned called Jade  Helm.  Make sure you take this antique sniper rifle so you’ll be let through any security areas.  This time I want to go and make sure what is witnessed is in line with what actually happens.”  “We gotta remember, the information broadcast on these news agencies like ABCNNBCBS, Fox, BBC, al Jazeera, plus the printed papers in the so called Western world is fabricated to suit the agenda of some ridiculous goal of puppet masters of the New World Order.”

Well, I see they got rid of the moron W and inserted a fellow with a darker suntan who’s not a heartbeat away from the idiot but maybe a little more eloquent.  He’s probably had much more book learnin’ or has a better memory than W with the funny ears!

Yeah, Sh’t, these idiots that are categorized as Illuminati or Freemasons want to control everybody and the plan to get rid of 90% of the population hasn’t changed in the past 10 revolutions. It seems like intelligence is lacking and has been substituted with overwhelming greed and lust for power.

It looks like the criminal country called the US of A has had some elections and now there’s W’s brother – another member of the Crime Cabal who’re not satisfied with the pace of robbing the poor.  They got a lady, who’s the wife of the past puppet Clinton, a grabber and poker of females and young boys, and likes ladies instead of men, that’s gonna run and some other guy called Trump, with hair that resembles a turban is making stupid statements.  He doesn’t really mask the agenda being sought by the greedies – he just comes out and says what enters his feeble brain.  And they got a bunch of real jerks rallying behind some criminal gambling boss called Adelson who is an agent for the money boys and pumping $millions of a counterfeit fiat currency to enhance the goal of the NOW.

And this dyke lady Hillary, who was the US of A’s Secretary of State, had emails deleted of her closet queen antics also the pay for play bullshit hustling a few $billion poured into some kinda fund and the presstitutes are favoring her due to loyalty to the Khazar money changers.

And another bunch of clowns called Reps and Dems all sitting in a circle and jerking off and hoping for some fallout from the powers that be in the form of Federal Reserve Notes that aren’t worth the paper they’re counterfeited on.

The other side of the planet, they have these Orientals collecting gold and making plans for the financial collapse of the entire world, and these criminals called Rothschilds cozying up to them realizing this is where the power ultimately will be and after all, they did finance Mao in his takeover from Chiang Kai Shek.  The drug smuggling still is carried on.
Of course there were countless other scumbags groveling at their feet for some crumbs to fall out.

In between these two power houses, called the Middle East – there are also terrible acts of war and destruction satisfying Bill and Ted’s plans for depopulation, along with the vaccines by Bill that are contaminated with vile disease to wipe out and with "Epicyte" injected in GMO infected corn and beans to sterilize the population.
You also need to go visit that little pip squeak country labeled Israel secretly waving nuclear weapons in the air as a silent threat to anybody that objects to these deranged criminals, and check out what the hell these blood sucking Likudniks are up to and the real motivation in stirring up conflicts, wars in the Middle East and seizing property from the poor schmuck Palestinians to build condos!  The stupid basterds in Western governments, mainly the US of A and Britain don’t say a word cuz, the Izzy’s have all the proof the horrible event labeled 9/11 was staged by the evil clan with direct involvement from the intelligence and military agencies including the other group of assholes named the Mossad.

North of this area two other countries are being bombed and ravaged by the same people that finance this atrocity.  It’s confusing to say the least when all they preach is freedom and democracy.  The only good thing that I can see is this clown called the Pope has recognized one of the areas being devastated by gangsters and this has infuriated them – there are subtle hints there will be an attack on this place called the Vatican – but more likely to pirate the remaining stash of gold and silver in their vaults that hasn’t been sold to the banksters.  

But the Pope is on the same verbal diarrhea trail stating one religion, one world government – the basis of the New World Order that being pushed by the Bush Crime Cabal, Rockefeller and Rothschilds junkies.  It appears the Rothschilds and Knights of Malta, control most of the wealth and the puppets are the Rockefellers along with the shit for brains Bushes and Clintons.  I just logged on to the site on the internet floating around in space at this site http://vaticannewworldorder.blogspot.com/2012/05/knights-of-malta-initial-membership.html  and this lists the Satanists in charge of spreading this disease of mankind.  The Knights Templar isn’t a heartbeat away…

Ok, this shit is getting interesting, let’s put the ship on cruise control around this little moon above the planet, and jump into our little saucer and glide down to the planet and check things out..…

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