Sometime
before the election in 2006
A coupla of
extra testicles from the planet PUK were cruising along on a fact finding
mission to check for any intelligent life in the universe.
“Sht” and “Frt”
approached solar system # 95,349 with around 9 planets and slowed down around
the third planet from the central star.
“Hey Sh’t,
guess what, it looks like there’s quite a bit of concentrated oxygen, carbon
and hydrogen on this planet and appears to have some sort of life form.
Didjya see all the lights flashing when we passed the dark side opposite the
big star?”
“Ya, F’rt, I
saw that on our sensor screen and wondered what that was, maybe some sort of
electrical disturbance. Should we approach a little closer…whadaya
think?”
“Ya, what the
hell, we ain’t come across no intelligent life form in the past 50 light years,
better put on our cloaking device too, just in case there are some inhabitants
and they’s smart enough to spot us.”
“Hey, Sht, I
just turned on the monitor and picked up this thingie called CNN bouncing offa
this satellite here and they gotta buncha shit on there. Mainly about
some guys with rag hats, robes and beards shootin’ little home made rockets to
a place called Israel and it says these guys in Israel are using the latest hi
tech stuff to bomb their houses. Latest? Damn we used to use that stuff back in
millennium 34,983 before we got enlightened. Let’s put the ship on cruise
control and orbit this strange place for a while and see whatsa goin’ on…”
“Awww F’rt,
there’s something strange here, the guys called Hezbollah with rag heads and
beards shootin’ rockets, look just like the other guys called Israeli’s flying
those so called hi tech machines, ‘cept they ain’t got no uniform. Just
some rags and somethin’ called AK47’s that looks a little like the antique guns
we have in the museum when our primitive ancestors used to have wars and do all
sorts of stupid shit!!
And they’s both
identically stupid from what I can see. They got this dark skinned lady
running around in air borne contraptions trying to get everybody to sit down
and quit the destruction, but some of the boys in a five sided building in a
place called Washington don’t want it to stop cuz they say there’s too much
profit in donatin’ the Israeli’s the hi tech shit that can’t hit the broad side
of a mountain ‘cept wimmin and children and if it stops it’ll ruin the little
war game where they’s playing soldier on a table at some place called the oval
office and Downing street.”
“But Sh’t -
Didjya see this transmission from CNN about some guy who transformed to Islam
late in life and is preaching for all the Muslims to take up with this thing
called a jihad and attack Britain and the US. And says in this book they
call the Koran the Muslims have to attack government buildings, people and
stuff. I don’t think he read it too close, cuz I just checked it out and
it don’t say anything like that in there.”
“Ya, but F’rt,
It notes that this here Koran was written back about 1400 complete revolutions
of the big star and they didn’t have government buildings back then, maybe a
coupla rag buildings made outta some poles and rags, and rode around on animals
with a coupla humps on their backs and stuff. All the inhabitants back
then thought this planet was flat too and these guys are still waving that
flag. Dumb shits!!
And that other
book call the bible, they got a buncha versions of that too. Some of the stuff
they got in there is pretty funny too. You know Adam and Eve - the bitch
ate the apple then the world went to shit after that…
And they got
some other asshole in a place with kangaroos sayin’ women in short skirts are
like raw meat and cats go and eat ’em. He forgot to say, the humin bein’s
is supposed to be intelligent, but now ya look down there, I ain’t too sure
they is…”
“But
Sh’t, you gotta remember in our history a few million millenniums ago, before
they revised the use of religion in our galaxy, cuz all the strife and mayhem
was cause by moronic idiots with misguided ideals and self-serving motives
swamped with greed. The whole galaxy finally improved after they labeled
religion as a personal preference and categorized it the same as masturbation –
and you can only practice it in the privacy of your toilet.
Ya I remember,
too bad these dumb fucks are going thru the same period maybe we could help
them a little, think???”
“Oh damn, F’rt,
we could possibly alter history here and that wouldn’t be in our directive
given when we took off in this crummy space ship.”
“Well, Sh’t,
whadaya think about disguising as a guy in white robes, beard, put a little
halo around your head and call yourself something like this guy named Jesus.
Now that should make you accepted and then everyone will listen…
After a brief
trip to earth…”
“Ok Sh’t, what
did you discover when you were down there in your robe and halo? How many
people benefited by listening to your words of advice???”
“Ha! F’rt, not
a single godammed soul listened or even acknowledged I was there trying to help
them and then to make it worse, I was arrested by some cops in New York for
loitering and they called me a nutcase – preachin’ without a license or
sumthin’ like that, then they asked for some ID and of course all I had was the
implant in my ass that tells everyone who I is, and they didn’t believe it…
shoot, I had to turn invisible and walk out when they let some other crook
outta jail. Those dumb cops gotta be lookin’ all over for me, heh heh.”
“But anyways
F’rt, they stopped shootin’ cluster bombs to a place called Lebanon, but they
started killing a few little girls in a place called Gaza. Heck, when the
scumbag Izzis pulled out with their planes, tanks and guns, they said they
found bunches of anti-tank rockets and stuff. Then they go and shoot the shit
out of Gaza with tanks and those antique dense inert metal explosives and claim
they killed a buncha wimmin and children terrorists… Seems like the poor
slobs in Gaza can’t even protect themselves from those assholes. That’s
gonna stir up those idiots called Hezbollah too. It’ll just never end.”
“Oh and some
even more dumb shits in a place north of the 38th parallel set off
an underground explosion that resembled a botched nuclear device. Damn what a
planet – they’s got some real serious problems!!!”
“Oh ya, and
these same guys called Israelis don’t want this country called Iran to have an
atom bomb either…yet they only got a coupla hundred of them…the US, Russia,
China gots thousands of the damn super firecrackers…. seems like thems that got
- don’t want those that ain’t got to get. Kinda lop sided don’t you
think…and I still ain’t figured out who’s the terrorists?”
“Oh and another
thing…they say the Dems won and the Reps lost…seems like there’s gonna be a
change in policy?? Nawww…looks like they’s makin’ too much money in the fight
against terror… and they get to try out all the new gadgets made especially for
killing…you’d think they would spend those funds on curing people of the
horrible diseases and teaching alla them about knowledge and stuff instead of
figuring a way out how to kill each other…wonder which one will do the most
damage? Disease or weapons…any bets???”
Damn, anybody
remember Dr. Strangelove???”
“I guess Sh’t
and F’rt got disgusted with life forms on earth and went on their merry way
searching for much more better intelligent life forms in the universe.”
But…..they may
be back…cuz they probably couldn’t believe what they saw…J
10 year
later update on the visit of the boys in drag…
After a loop
around the orang nebula dipping past the utang constellation, with a loop
around the big dipper, Sh’t and F’rt decided the quickest way back to the
Planet Puk was to bypass solar system # 95,349.
While zipping past the big planet Jupiter, they noticed the 3rd
planet from the big star and F’rt said to Sh’t, “hey, do you remember back
around 10 revolutions around the big star, we visited this planet and you had
some observations of the backward direction these habitants are headed? It resembles a definite quantum negative
direction where a body disappears up its own tunnel of excrement!”
Sh’t said “Oh
yeah, I remember, lemmee check my notes and see if they’ve made any progress,
although, 10 rev’s around the big star just isn’t enough time for those
prehistoric beings to gain any intelligence! Besides, the criminal group that
controls the wealth won’t let them advance in intelligence and manipulate
history to suit their greedy goal of something called the New World Order where
they control all the creatures and treat them like slaves and now they want to
depopulate the planet down to about 10% of what there is currently and seize
the remaining assets! I saw that on this
prehistoric remote video system called YouTube and was stated by a couple of
real dimwits called Bill Gates and Ted Turner – but in all actuality, these
boys are simply pawns of the NWO gangsters and money boys!”
F’rt tried to
calm himself down and said “Hey, we should stop and check and then take the
information so we can provide to the committee of elders in our planet all the
detail of what we’ve came up with in the past 50 light years. They’ll surely
get a few guffaws and knee slappers from all the bullshit we’ve come across.
Sh’t said, “Ok,
Ok, let’s turn on the cloaking device since these boneheads do have methods of
detecting UFO’s and could use this as an excuse to implement the primitive
nuclear weapons and severely eliminate the unsuspecting population. In this guy’s book, Behold a Pale Horse by
some guy named Bill Cooper; he claims aliens did visit earth and made deals
with the so called Illuminati that are used to control the masses of morons!”
“What do you
want to do, go down and visit some of the places of interest and make record of
the lack of progress from when I was there?”
F’rt said,
“well, that would be a good idea, but the “Jesus” costume isn’t a good idea
since they arrested you for preaching without a license…how about a military outfit
– since there are so many of them and this would mix well with the population
like the exercise the idiots have planned called Jade Helm. Make sure you take this antique sniper rifle
so you’ll be let through any security areas. This time I want to go and make sure what is
witnessed is in line with what actually happens.” “We gotta remember, the information broadcast
on these news agencies like ABCNNBCBS, Fox, BBC, al Jazeera, plus the printed
papers in the so called Western world is fabricated to suit the agenda of some
ridiculous goal of puppet masters of the New World Order.”
Well, I see they
got rid of the moron W and inserted a fellow with a darker suntan who’s not a
heartbeat away from the idiot but maybe a little more eloquent. He’s probably had much more book learnin’ or
has a better memory than W with the funny ears!
Yeah, Sh’t,
these idiots that are categorized as Illuminati or Freemasons want to control
everybody and the plan to get rid of 90% of the population hasn’t changed in
the past 10 revolutions. It seems like intelligence is lacking and has been
substituted with overwhelming greed and lust for power.
It looks like
the criminal country called the US of A has had some elections and now there’s
W’s brother – another member of the Crime Cabal who’re not satisfied with the
pace of robbing the poor. They got a
lady, who’s the wife of the past puppet Clinton, a grabber and poker of females
and young boys, and likes ladies instead of men, that’s gonna run and some
other guy called Trump, with hair that resembles a turban is making stupid
statements. He doesn’t really mask the
agenda being sought by the greedies – he just comes out and says what enters
his feeble brain. And they got a bunch
of real jerks rallying behind some criminal gambling boss called Adelson who is
an agent for the money boys and pumping $millions of a counterfeit fiat
currency to enhance the goal of the NOW.
And this dyke
lady Hillary, who was the US of A’s Secretary of State, had emails deleted of
her closet queen antics also the pay for play bullshit hustling a few $billion
poured into some kinda fund and the presstitutes are favoring her due to
loyalty to the Khazar money changers.
And another
bunch of clowns called Reps and Dems all sitting in a circle and jerking off
and hoping for some fallout from the powers that be in the form of Federal
Reserve Notes that aren’t worth the paper they’re counterfeited on.
The other side
of the planet, they have these Orientals collecting gold and making plans for
the financial collapse of the entire world, and these criminals called
Rothschilds cozying up to them realizing this is where the power ultimately
will be and after all, they did finance Mao in his takeover from Chiang Kai
Shek. The drug smuggling still is
carried on.
Of course there
were countless other scumbags groveling at their feet for some crumbs to fall
out.
In between
these two power houses, called the Middle East – there are also terrible acts
of war and destruction satisfying Bill and Ted’s plans for depopulation, along
with the vaccines by Bill that are contaminated with vile disease to wipe out
and with "Epicyte" injected in GMO infected corn and beans to sterilize
the population.
You also need
to go visit that little pip squeak country labeled Israel secretly waving
nuclear weapons in the air as a silent threat to anybody that objects to these
deranged criminals, and check out what the hell these blood sucking Likudniks
are up to and the real motivation in stirring up conflicts, wars in the Middle
East and seizing property from the poor schmuck Palestinians to build condos! The stupid basterds in Western governments,
mainly the US of A and Britain don’t say a word cuz, the Izzy’s have all the
proof the horrible event labeled 9/11 was staged by the evil clan with direct
involvement from the intelligence and military agencies including the other
group of assholes named the Mossad.
North of this
area two other countries are being bombed and ravaged by the same people that
finance this atrocity. It’s confusing to
say the least when all they preach is freedom and democracy. The only good thing that I can see is this
clown called the Pope has recognized one of the areas being devastated by
gangsters and this has infuriated them – there are subtle hints there will be
an attack on this place called the Vatican – but more likely to pirate the
remaining stash of gold and silver in their vaults that hasn’t been sold to the
banksters.
But the Pope is
on the same verbal diarrhea trail stating one religion, one world government –
the basis of the New World Order that being pushed by the Bush Crime Cabal,
Rockefeller and Rothschilds junkies. It
appears the Rothschilds and Knights of Malta, control most of the wealth and
the puppets are the Rockefellers along with the shit for brains Bushes and Clintons. I just logged on to the site on the internet
floating around in space at this site http://vaticannewworldorder.blogspot.com/2012/05/knights-of-malta-initial-membership.html
and this lists the Satanists in
charge of spreading this disease of mankind.
The Knights Templar isn’t a heartbeat away…
Ok, this shit
is getting interesting, let’s put the ship on cruise control around this little
moon above the planet, and jump into our little saucer and glide down to the
planet and check things out..…
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