Merry Xmas

Ahhh…T’was the nite before Xmas, not a creature was stirring, not even CEO’s in their corporate jets parked next to the bailout line...The year started out with a big bang, oil up to $147, then the markets crashed and ended in a phyzzlled pyramid …Some idiot asked the banks what they did with the money…they just said “HUH? Ya mean we was supposed to keep track of that shit???” Yup, the result of muther of all fuckups…

So much for global warming…played golf Saturday, 81º, and today 32º and a little freezing rain! The sunny south…

And before peace can be made in the holy land, the Heebs want another 6.8% of the West Bank and the current status of all the misplaced Arabs, that they kicked out in all the wars, is as stated in the JP … “Israeli leaders have adamantly refused to accept large numbers of Palestinians, saying mass repatriation would destroy the Jewish character of Israel.” Hmph, Jewish character…Wonder what the fuck that is? Is it “Get all the free money and bombs and bullets to terrorize the Palestinians – then the world”??? Was Jewish character there before ‘67…or ‘48? Or did it develop with IZL and terrorism and organized crime network that makes NATO look like a buncha boy scouts…and long before al Qaeda was even conceived? And the misplaced Arabs, where all this character developed, were terrorized outta their homes by the Heebs…hmph go figure… sorta one sided ya? But we gotta preserve the Jewish Character…

Georgie got a shoe in the face in Baghdad… the reporter called him a “dog”! All he could say was, it looked like a size 10…hmph…a sorry end to a presidency…worse than Nixon’s…and I liked ol’ Tricky Dick… But he’s lookin’ ahead and takin’ care of bidness - wandering around the Middle East’s problem countries, drumming up sales for his future job with Carlyle…shoe here, demonstration there…

And another thing, they oughta just let that demented Goblokovich keep on governing in Illinois, his replacement ain’t gonna be much different…at least everybody knows what they got now…who knows what or how much the next bastard is gonna steal…? From Al Capone to governor…not much different…
And the goddam attorney general in Illinois wantsta impeach Blagojevich cuz she’s sayin’ he ain’t capable of serving. Come to find out, this bitch wantsta run for governor in 2010…ain’t no motive there, ya?? But if you said in a fit of anger, damn, I’m gonna kill that sumbitch…will you get arrested for plotting a murder? I suppose that’ll be his defense, “I just said I was gonna take some bribes, not that I did, this time…sheeeit…that don’t make me guilty!!” Can ya imagine the scrambling around of the lobbyists???
Oh and I’s glad there ain’t no KKN in NYS …they’s settin’ up JFK’s daughter to take Billary’s position… then Chelsea’s next, then probably Sasha…but she’ll take over Illinois instead of NYS…

Cheney arrogantly defends his approval of waterboarding…he also shoots lawyers…and manipulates stupid presidents…and controls spying on everybody’s communications…makes phony intelligence reports…and totally ignores the common decency and honor of public office… GUILTY!!!! What should we give him as a going away present???...guillotine…guillotine…Yeah, but what the fuck, the elections already lost so why not admit the true color of…greed...power…oil…

♫Ring♫…♫Ring♫…♫Ring♫
“Hullo”
“George, it’s me Dick”
“Huh?”
“Dick…Dick Cheney!”
“Huh?”
“Goddamit…Your VP and mentor”
“Uh, oh, I didn’t recognize your voice. I hadta duck a shoe Laura threw at me right after she called me a son of a female canine!”
“Well W, its lookin’ better for us, the Dems are takin’ a shit kickin’ with ol’ Blagojevich and sorta forgetting all about impeaching or trying us for crimes against humanity, waterboarding and shit.”
“Oh yeah? – Well, it’s a good thing the new guy kept Gates on and got Billary to perpetuate Condo’s role and picked that fuckin’ heeb Emanuel to cover up traces of all the back room bullshit in the White House and that oughta set up a smoke screen big enough to conceal all the fuckin’ around we did and phony intelligence reports you and Rumsfeld cooked up! It looked like I was in the hot seat to take a whippin’ cuz you fuckin’ guys manipulated just about everything to get kickbacks from a few contracts for the oil boyz and Hallybutton and those goons at Blackwater.”
“Yeah, but let’s not forget about your new job as Carlyle CEO …that bidness is really growin’ from all the shit we caused and your bonuses and golden parachute should be astronomical! But hell, you did such a helluva job with the US economy; I imagine you’ll do the same with Carlyle.”
“Hey, ain’t nobody supposed to know about that…yet…!”
“Heh, heh…yeah…CLICK!”

…and I suppose we'll never know edzakery out how much money given to the banks we’s bailing out went to finance Madoff's "fuck everybody" pyramid schemes. The cocksucker CEO's will protect each other, sorta like mafia ‘omerta’ – but on Wall Street, it’s called “code of the IZL”...But that’s ok, this will just come outta the taxpayers money and they’ll fine Madoff $a million while he’s waiting on bail in his $7 million apartment then throw the sumbitch in jail for a year or to beside Milkin and the scumbag gangsters on Wall Street will keep all their bonuses…whatta country, ya???
And it says here, one of the biggest groups to suffer from this scam is Jewish Charities…hmph…ya mean they can’t seem to get along anymore without stolen money donated to their cause?? Oh well, their entire existence is based on that anyways! Holy shit, d’ya thinks they’s gonna up the $3 billion free money a year? More taxes comin’ I’s afraid… And Chris Cox (Lick’s brother) says his SEC henchmen didn’t find a damn thing wrong with what this guy did bad for 10 years!!
Yup…This is the Security and Exchange Commission (SEC) problems…here’s what it says about that buncha assholes…“SEC”, an agency incapable of carrying out its mission - to ensure a basic level of “honesty” on Wall Street.
The key word is “Honesty”…how in hell can the rest of the world that’s lost their jobs, homes and savings even remotely imagine that anybody on Wall Street is honest?
And this fuckin’ Madoff is the only one they actually caught, Ha!@*%@*&* and the dumb fucks didn’t even catch the mutherfucker, he bellied up and admitted it!!! …makes ya kinda wonder how many more of these despicable cockroaches are slithering around Wall Street. Probably not many left crawlin’ around, they’s in the Caymans with the investment bankers, but with no parachute, only with stolen $billions…
But Obama is takin’ care of bidness, he just picked some broad ‘Shapiro’ to head the SEC, sorta like puttin’ a sniveling wolf back in the chicken coop…hell, she’ll disguise everything her Heeb cousins do there… and blame the autoworkers…and not much different from Cox, Paulson and Bernanke….change … hah…!!!
When you look at what’s already set up, it’s gonna cost you and me a fuckin’ fortune. The Securities Investor Protection Corp takes money outta taxes to fund swindles such as this, but they’s only got a little more than $1billion in the kitty…guess where the rest is gonna come from…yup…but the scumbags know this and with the rampant flushing down the toilet, they’s almost sure that some of their more clueless buddies will get a small measure of protection, and of course the big boyz get the most and the Joe Schmuck on the street will get nothin’…they gotchya comin’ and goin’…and it took years to develop this unobstructed avenue of cheating the public and have convinced the stupid politikians to make laws that’ll even protect them… goddam…but that $50 billion didn’t evaporate, it went someplace…any guesses who’s pocket(s) its in??? And everybody knows this and it still goes on…”blind man politiks”…

Shit, now the automakers are gonna suspend production…d’ya think this is blackmail???...soon we’ll be like Cuba, driving rusty 60 year-old Chevy’s around, patch ‘em up with bailing wire…guess I shoulda gotta B’mer, but I can’t afford ‘em…
But our ‘genius’ in Washington says to solve the automakers mess is by an orderly bankruptcy …how can bankruptcy be orderly…that’s one way to break up the unions and make more skilled nut ‘n bolters available for Toyota…but lets give those banks a few more $billions…
But I gotta real problem with a guy makin’ $75 an hour puttin’ a nut on a bolt with coffee breaks-paid holidays-pensions and guaranteed wage even if laid off… that’s almost as much as a roughneck in the oil patch…yet teachers of our kiddies makin’ $35 k per year??? Don’t seem too justifiable…but does golden parachutes for gangsters or buyin’ up all toxic loans due to a group of scumbags’ greedy scheming and puttin’ us and our kiddies in debt for centuries seem justifiable too???…I suppose we all gotta buy Rosetta Stone’s language course for Chinese…they’s gonna own us pretty soon…
But Paulson says bankruptcy is what’s required for the auto industry…this is the same fuckin’ asshole that said this $700 billion bailout would fix the economic tsunami swallowing the world…I mean, what an idiot!!! Georgie just repeated what he musta overheard…again…no real thought process in fixin’ up the uncontrollable cancerous growth the Wall Street mafia has implemented…yeah man, I hope we don’t run outta fingers in this leaking dyke…or is that dike…more like kike…

Ha, more companies are lining up for the “bailout” money…hey, I want some too…but methinks Cox, Paulson and Bernanke have already looked after themselves along with their buddies, well, at least some of them, so maybe there’s a few buck left to pass around…

Now we gots Indian fighter jets violating Pakiland’s air space…another little skirmish brewing? And these guys got A-bombs juga…

Oh well…Merry Xmas…and a Happy New Year!!! Hopefully :)