Merry Xmas

Ahhh…T’was the nite before Xmas, not a creature was stirring, not even CEO’s in their corporate jets parked next to the bailout line...The year started out with a big bang, oil up to $147, then the markets crashed and ended in a phyzzlled pyramid …Some idiot asked the banks what they did with the money…they just said “HUH? Ya mean we was supposed to keep track of that shit???” Yup, the result of muther of all fuckups…

So much for global warming…played golf Saturday, 81º, and today 32º and a little freezing rain! The sunny south…

And before peace can be made in the holy land, the Heebs want another 6.8% of the West Bank and the current status of all the misplaced Arabs, that they kicked out in all the wars, is as stated in the JP … “Israeli leaders have adamantly refused to accept large numbers of Palestinians, saying mass repatriation would destroy the Jewish character of Israel.” Hmph, Jewish character…Wonder what the fuck that is? Is it “Get all the free money and bombs and bullets to terrorize the Palestinians – then the world”??? Was Jewish character there before ‘67…or ‘48? Or did it develop with IZL and terrorism and organized crime network that makes NATO look like a buncha boy scouts…and long before al Qaeda was even conceived? And the misplaced Arabs, where all this character developed, were terrorized outta their homes by the Heebs…hmph go figure… sorta one sided ya? But we gotta preserve the Jewish Character…

Georgie got a shoe in the face in Baghdad… the reporter called him a “dog”! All he could say was, it looked like a size 10…hmph…a sorry end to a presidency…worse than Nixon’s…and I liked ol’ Tricky Dick… But he’s lookin’ ahead and takin’ care of bidness - wandering around the Middle East’s problem countries, drumming up sales for his future job with Carlyle…shoe here, demonstration there…

And another thing, they oughta just let that demented Goblokovich keep on governing in Illinois, his replacement ain’t gonna be much different…at least everybody knows what they got now…who knows what or how much the next bastard is gonna steal…? From Al Capone to governor…not much different…
And the goddam attorney general in Illinois wantsta impeach Blagojevich cuz she’s sayin’ he ain’t capable of serving. Come to find out, this bitch wantsta run for governor in 2010…ain’t no motive there, ya?? But if you said in a fit of anger, damn, I’m gonna kill that sumbitch…will you get arrested for plotting a murder? I suppose that’ll be his defense, “I just said I was gonna take some bribes, not that I did, this time…sheeeit…that don’t make me guilty!!” Can ya imagine the scrambling around of the lobbyists???
Oh and I’s glad there ain’t no KKN in NYS …they’s settin’ up JFK’s daughter to take Billary’s position… then Chelsea’s next, then probably Sasha…but she’ll take over Illinois instead of NYS…

Cheney arrogantly defends his approval of waterboarding…he also shoots lawyers…and manipulates stupid presidents…and controls spying on everybody’s communications…makes phony intelligence reports…and totally ignores the common decency and honor of public office… GUILTY!!!! What should we give him as a going away present???...guillotine…guillotine…Yeah, but what the fuck, the elections already lost so why not admit the true color of…greed...power…oil…

♫Ring♫…♫Ring♫…♫Ring♫
“Hullo”
“George, it’s me Dick”
“Huh?”
“Dick…Dick Cheney!”
“Huh?”
“Goddamit…Your VP and mentor”
“Uh, oh, I didn’t recognize your voice. I hadta duck a shoe Laura threw at me right after she called me a son of a female canine!”
“Well W, its lookin’ better for us, the Dems are takin’ a shit kickin’ with ol’ Blagojevich and sorta forgetting all about impeaching or trying us for crimes against humanity, waterboarding and shit.”
“Oh yeah? – Well, it’s a good thing the new guy kept Gates on and got Billary to perpetuate Condo’s role and picked that fuckin’ heeb Emanuel to cover up traces of all the back room bullshit in the White House and that oughta set up a smoke screen big enough to conceal all the fuckin’ around we did and phony intelligence reports you and Rumsfeld cooked up! It looked like I was in the hot seat to take a whippin’ cuz you fuckin’ guys manipulated just about everything to get kickbacks from a few contracts for the oil boyz and Hallybutton and those goons at Blackwater.”
“Yeah, but let’s not forget about your new job as Carlyle CEO …that bidness is really growin’ from all the shit we caused and your bonuses and golden parachute should be astronomical! But hell, you did such a helluva job with the US economy; I imagine you’ll do the same with Carlyle.”
“Hey, ain’t nobody supposed to know about that…yet…!”
“Heh, heh…yeah…CLICK!”

…and I suppose we'll never know edzakery out how much money given to the banks we’s bailing out went to finance Madoff's "fuck everybody" pyramid schemes. The cocksucker CEO's will protect each other, sorta like mafia ‘omerta’ – but on Wall Street, it’s called “code of the IZL”...But that’s ok, this will just come outta the taxpayers money and they’ll fine Madoff $a million while he’s waiting on bail in his $7 million apartment then throw the sumbitch in jail for a year or to beside Milkin and the scumbag gangsters on Wall Street will keep all their bonuses…whatta country, ya???
And it says here, one of the biggest groups to suffer from this scam is Jewish Charities…hmph…ya mean they can’t seem to get along anymore without stolen money donated to their cause?? Oh well, their entire existence is based on that anyways! Holy shit, d’ya thinks they’s gonna up the $3 billion free money a year? More taxes comin’ I’s afraid… And Chris Cox (Lick’s brother) says his SEC henchmen didn’t find a damn thing wrong with what this guy did bad for 10 years!!
Yup…This is the Security and Exchange Commission (SEC) problems…here’s what it says about that buncha assholes…“SEC”, an agency incapable of carrying out its mission - to ensure a basic level of “honesty” on Wall Street.
The key word is “Honesty”…how in hell can the rest of the world that’s lost their jobs, homes and savings even remotely imagine that anybody on Wall Street is honest?
And this fuckin’ Madoff is the only one they actually caught, Ha!@*%@*&* and the dumb fucks didn’t even catch the mutherfucker, he bellied up and admitted it!!! …makes ya kinda wonder how many more of these despicable cockroaches are slithering around Wall Street. Probably not many left crawlin’ around, they’s in the Caymans with the investment bankers, but with no parachute, only with stolen $billions…
But Obama is takin’ care of bidness, he just picked some broad ‘Shapiro’ to head the SEC, sorta like puttin’ a sniveling wolf back in the chicken coop…hell, she’ll disguise everything her Heeb cousins do there… and blame the autoworkers…and not much different from Cox, Paulson and Bernanke….change … hah…!!!
When you look at what’s already set up, it’s gonna cost you and me a fuckin’ fortune. The Securities Investor Protection Corp takes money outta taxes to fund swindles such as this, but they’s only got a little more than $1billion in the kitty…guess where the rest is gonna come from…yup…but the scumbags know this and with the rampant flushing down the toilet, they’s almost sure that some of their more clueless buddies will get a small measure of protection, and of course the big boyz get the most and the Joe Schmuck on the street will get nothin’…they gotchya comin’ and goin’…and it took years to develop this unobstructed avenue of cheating the public and have convinced the stupid politikians to make laws that’ll even protect them… goddam…but that $50 billion didn’t evaporate, it went someplace…any guesses who’s pocket(s) its in??? And everybody knows this and it still goes on…”blind man politiks”…

Shit, now the automakers are gonna suspend production…d’ya think this is blackmail???...soon we’ll be like Cuba, driving rusty 60 year-old Chevy’s around, patch ‘em up with bailing wire…guess I shoulda gotta B’mer, but I can’t afford ‘em…
But our ‘genius’ in Washington says to solve the automakers mess is by an orderly bankruptcy …how can bankruptcy be orderly…that’s one way to break up the unions and make more skilled nut ‘n bolters available for Toyota…but lets give those banks a few more $billions…
But I gotta real problem with a guy makin’ $75 an hour puttin’ a nut on a bolt with coffee breaks-paid holidays-pensions and guaranteed wage even if laid off… that’s almost as much as a roughneck in the oil patch…yet teachers of our kiddies makin’ $35 k per year??? Don’t seem too justifiable…but does golden parachutes for gangsters or buyin’ up all toxic loans due to a group of scumbags’ greedy scheming and puttin’ us and our kiddies in debt for centuries seem justifiable too???…I suppose we all gotta buy Rosetta Stone’s language course for Chinese…they’s gonna own us pretty soon…
But Paulson says bankruptcy is what’s required for the auto industry…this is the same fuckin’ asshole that said this $700 billion bailout would fix the economic tsunami swallowing the world…I mean, what an idiot!!! Georgie just repeated what he musta overheard…again…no real thought process in fixin’ up the uncontrollable cancerous growth the Wall Street mafia has implemented…yeah man, I hope we don’t run outta fingers in this leaking dyke…or is that dike…more like kike…

Ha, more companies are lining up for the “bailout” money…hey, I want some too…but methinks Cox, Paulson and Bernanke have already looked after themselves along with their buddies, well, at least some of them, so maybe there’s a few buck left to pass around…

Now we gots Indian fighter jets violating Pakiland’s air space…another little skirmish brewing? And these guys got A-bombs juga…

Oh well…Merry Xmas…and a Happy New Year!!! Hopefully :)

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Hmph…Gates as Secretary of Defense, Billary as Secretary of State, I suppose he’ll keep ol Paulson and Bernanke as advisors in the financial mess…so much for “Change”! Hell, he’ll probably exhume John Foster Dulles next … Damn, this new administration ain’t goin’ no where.

Those dirty bastard Ruskies are supplying AK47’s, planes, tanks, bullets, destroyers, bombs but no Chorny Voda (Blackwater) to Venezuela. Shit… bidness is bidness…this keeps their military supply companies off the bailout list…oil is down, so we gotta make money someplace...and they’s gonna supply Chavez with newclear stuff too!!!…but we ain’t gonna mention the fact the US has supplied Saddam and the Taliban with the weapons that they’s now usin’ to attack our boys over there… damn…the world is getting riskier to live in fo’ sho’…take a good look at the Jewish Center in Mumbai…what the fuck is a Jewish center doing there in the middle of a buncha Hindus in the first place??? Now India’s on the terrorist target list??? Soon they’ll be attacking Pakistan and raise the gross sales output of Carlyle.

Haha just read a rebuttal on al Jazeera where it says, the US got rid of Hussein in Irak, now they got their own ‘Hussein’ in Amerika…

Hmmm…Maybe I’m still a little confused like I was in the last posting…but lemmee see if I gots this strait… the gov’t is gonna bailout Citigroup with $ 25 billion for a few worthless shares and guarantee over $300 billion of bad debts and they’s layin’ off 50,000 people. Yet they’s holdin’ the Big Three Auto Makers feet to the fire askin’ for how they’s gonna pay the loan back. They ain’t got no guarantee from the bankers … what the fu….k.
Ok, let’s see what could possibly happen here?
Scenario No. 1. The $300 billion goes up in smoke…the $25 billion is gone forever in golden parachutes and … the taxpayer loses everything…50,000 people still outta work and welfare or unemployment insurance run out…no houses, cars or necessities for the kiddies…but this costs the taxpayer that’s still gotta job, money to take care for these people, and at least clean up under the overpasses so they can live and beg… or indirectly fund the rampant burglaries, robberies etc. including this stupid bailout…

Scenario No. 2. The $300 billion somehow miraculously gets paid back in time with losses kept to maybe half of the amount, but no interest earned over a period of 25 years…but the $25 billion is lost forever…the 2008 taxpayer is dead, but this is passed on to his offspring to pay back…who in turn are looking for bailouts too…cuz there’s peace in the world and military supply companies have laid off millions of people.

Scenario No. 3. The bank’s executive branch is arrested and shot…this saves $25 billion…the $300 billion is still in limbo, but with less thievery going on, the bank manages to satisfy the debt and employs half of the 50 thousand people laid off up until the year 2050 around the time for the next bailout.

Scenario No. 4. Scrap the bailout shit…Give $1 million each directly to 700,000 people, or $½ million to 1.4 million, or $¼ mill to 2.8 million. Everybody’s rich! They dash out and buy houses, cars, trinkets, golf clubs and this gets the economy in China rollin’ again and Wal-Mart is way up there in the stock market. Then when the money runs out, they’ll choke and croak at the thought of work so no need for any more free bailout money.

There’s probably as many scenarios as there are dollars gone up in smoke, but d’ya think its’ better to give the money direct to a whole buncha people instead of a coupla hoodlums on Wall Street…But still, money don’t disappear, it just changes pockets…and we can just call this a “readjustment in values”. There’s no way a fuckin’ B’mer should cost $80k or $200k in Bobby’s case.

Now the automakers are askin’ for $34 billion, that’s up from $25 billion. Where did it start…around $15 billion??? Hmph, what’ll they ask for next week? Like Paulson’s $700 billion, it’s already gone to $800 billion and totals of giveaways have reached $ trillions. But congress is objecting to the auto bailout, but they jumped in with both feet to sign the Wall Street Mafia’s golden parachutes with a blink of an eye… hmph…makes ya kinda wonder what the fuck is going on here, maybe none of the politikians got their new Cadillac Escalade and they’s pissed.???

Here’s a good one now that he’s getting’ ready to evacuate the throne…”Bush regrets poor Iraq Intelligence”… now there’s a major Freudian slip!!! Intelligence??? Either he’s really stupid or just flat ass clueless that Cheney, Rove and Rumsfeld and asshole Wolfowitz with Tenet were in the back room cookin’ up this “poor Iraq intelligence”. How about a combination of both…Duhhhh…. Huh??? But when it comes down to it, poor ol’ Georgie’s gonna go down in history as a miserable failure and Dickie’ll get his penthouse office in Dubai. Just ain’t no justice at all here is there? Incompetence rules supreme!!!

All this war shit in the DR Congo…hmph, there ain’t no oil, just a ready market for military hardware… any bets the Mossad is in there up to their assholes brokerin’ guns, bombs, bullets and Blackwater??? Ya’d kinda wonder if the Mossad simply ain’t the marketing arm for Carlyle…
Speakin’ about Blackwater, they might have some job security if they went to the Straits of Amman.

All this shit about Gitmo…hah! When they close it down, they’ll just send those bad boyz to Diego Garcia far from the public eye. Nobody really knows what the fuck’s goin on there…

Ol’ SBY signed the anti-porn law in Indoland…but I didn’t read anything about the anti-whorehouse law especially the ones owned by the police and military big boyz… the IHOP is still flourishing and all the bars in Blok M with bidness ladies plying their wares in the evening to support their families…I suppose that’s ok, their families gotta eat too…kinda makes you wonder if ol’ Sutiyoso still gets his commission or does this go into Fuzzy Bowo’s account now?

Damn, Oil broke the $ 40 limit and they think it’s gonna go down to $ 25…looks like the massive greed, corruption and collusion gots a bigger impact on the economy than Osama bin Laden ever could have hoped for, or did he start it rollin’? Oh, and a little help from the Bush Gang…and AIPAC…looks like it’s gonna be cheaper to drive those gas guzzling SUV’s after all. Now that should put a little zip into the Detroit scumbag’s cash flow…damn, d’ya think we’s gonna have a war soon? Shit, I meant “another” war soon?

And they arrested ol’ Goblokovich, no…Bodohkovich no, aw shit…never mind…the Illinois governor from Siberia – hmph…why the hell should they arrest him? Maybe spank ‘im cuz he’s so stupid for getting caught… sheeeit…if they arrested all the guys in politiks that’s mixed up in corruption, collusion and nepotism (KKN) the whole shootin’ match would be in jail…nobody left to run the country…now, hmph…maybe not a bad idea cuz they ain’t doin’ too good a job anyways…we need a new party…lets call it Anarkyism…fuck it, everybody do what they want…go steal money, like that fuckin’ guy from Wall Street ol’ Bernie Madoff the epitome of Wall Street, that stole $50 billion…damn, 7% of the total bailout... goddam…one asshole steals that much money and they’s turned around and gonna bail out the companies he stole from, then throw the fucker in jail and fine him $1 million… d’ya think somebody’s gotta be gettin’ paid off…?… but let’s pour a few more $billions of tax money into that group of gangsters and everything will be just alright…and fuck those car makers…boy, are we smart, ya?

Hmmm…Spitzer, Madoff, Lieberman, Emanuel, the guys from Lehman, AIG, WaMu, Bear Sterns, Citigroup, notice the one thing they’s got in common while runnin’ the economy into the dirt?