11/05/08

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Well, in view of the election results, I’ve sold my shares in XOM and emptied my entire 401k and IRA’s and purchased Hempstead Farmers Cooperative stock. The price of watermelon has to skyrocket…
That’s in Hempstead, TX ...watermelon capital of the world…they grow lotsa watermelon there… awww shit…never mind!

In Sudan, a buncha bad guys kidnapped some Chinese oil workers and killed them. That’s pretty bad, but on top of that, the Western nations have accused China, while stealing oil, of ignoring the rights of the Sudanese and not doing enough to help them out of the quagmire. Yeah…that’s not like in Irak…the occupiers there is doin’ everything in their power to help the people there… blow $ billions, shoot, bomb and kill ‘em and steal the oil…
Speakin’ about Sudan, how cum we don’t have a buncha troops over there fightin’ terrorists? They’s got oil…or is that a side deal cooked up between Carlyle and Hu Jintao…you guys can have the oil, as long as we can supply them with bombs and bullets and a few humvees…

Aha…I see in Indoland they’ve finally passed the anti-porn bill…I suppose the gov’t guys in charge of religious affairs gotta make sure the whore in the hotel with ‘em don’t have a camera on her cell phone…Where’s ol’ YZ when you need ‘im to step up to the plate…
But some of the ladies are worried about wearing a tank top, with bare shoulders…hmph…almost naked I suppose in the eyes of the FPI…but aren’t babies born with diapers on??? But I’ve been downtown Jakarta, and seen ladies wearing their Muslim headdress and a pair of jeans so tight you’d think they was painted on…

Speakin’ about religious affairs, how about that Ahmadiyah stuff in Indoland…the head of FPI (Islamic Defenders Front) shitheads was thrown in jail for 18 months for instigating a disturbance with the members of Ahmadiyah…and after the trial, the FPI goons staged a demonstration in front of the court house then stormed over to close down the Ahmadiyah mosque… Ya know, I imagine it’s tough to accept that religion is changing…look what bin Laden’s done with Islam…sheeeit… he’s turned it into an excuse to terrorize everybody… and Georgie’s ‘born again’ brain…he’s invaded countries for oil and got a buncha people killed…created new markets for Carlyle and deregulated investment banking and flushed a lotta retirement plans down the drain…seems like everything’s changing and somehow justifiable…Hallelujah, praise the Lord!!!
Didjya ever wonder about when they stopped burning witches at the stake, was there was a buncha protesters back then??? Those pyromaniacs have evolved into dickheads burning crosses with bed sheets over their skin heads and plan to assassinate future presidents and kill a buncha blacks… Or how about sacrificing the first born…now that had to be a real set back in religious thought when they quit doin’ that shit and decided slaughtering a goat for the almighty was much more better…and those damned super novas and black holes… Sagittarius is gonna swallow us up in another billion years or so… I suppose it won’t matter a tinkers damn! ♫In the year 2525♫

A Brit major, head of some Special Forces group, quit in Afghaniland cuz his trucks don’t protect his
Soldiers against those land mines…so the UK is gonna spend $ 1.13 billion for 700 armored vehicles…hmmm…scribble… scribble …scribble…that’s around $1.614 million each…now those oughta be really protective… damn…that’s more than Bobby’s B’mer…and fuck proppin’ up those banks with people’s savings in them…”We need those fuckin’ trucks!!!”
But just look at those things…they musta got everything in the world in ‘em including his and hers toilets… and they even got ‘em in Somalia… also got those slick hummers in Mogadishu and Congo too…and GM’s goin’ broke? Gotta be some humongous bonuses there too we gotta look into!

Shit, now we gots terrorists in Canadia??? Bombing gas wells in B.C.??? But they said it was just a small pin hole leak and not a danger to anyone…bomb musta been a firecracker…but I know for sure that bin Laden is hiding in a 7-11 in Peterborough, that’s thousands of miles from B.C. Or maybe it’s just faulty workmanship…in the firecracker, not the well head…

And Irak’s budgeted 25% of their national budget…to rebuild their crumbling infrastructure, energy and oil facilities… fuck growing food…let the people starve…we need money from oil…and that’s goin’ down the shitter too as we speak…but not far enough to make much of a difference at the pumps…

They got some freedom fighters in Africa around the Cameroon saying, they don’t wanna kill anymore hostages…somethin’ wrong here? A “freedom” fighter would imprison someone? Hell, maybe the prisoner might wanna little freedom too…but they’s fightin’ over the oil-rich area’s status…figures, had to be “oil” mixed up in there someplace, but the price is coming down… maybe it won’t be so attractive down around $8/bbl. Maybe the next terrorist target will be the sub-prime market??? But I think the US taxpayer will have that all wrapped up…

Heard a good one…somebody told John Daley “Don’t drink and drive”…”Don’t even putt” 
Another one I saw at Mad Dogs…”drink beer…helping ugly people have sex since 1827”…heh, heh…

Lemmee see…DR Congo, Nigeria, Somalia, Ethiopia, and Kashmir, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Georgia, India, Irak, Palestine, Lebanon, Syria, Sri Lanka, Thailand…hmph…that’s a lotta countries that have military strife. We need to get in there and find out who’s supplying the military bombs, bullets and Blackwater…15 countries that have a little trouble dealin’ with each other and the only low tech one I read about in the paper was the Tamil Tigers flyin’ single engine prop airplanes dropping home made bombs on the rest of the Sri Lankans’ before it crashes…
GM supplies all the Humvees to all these countries, and they’s goin’ broke… maybe the middlemen, like Carlyle Group and CIA and Mossad take their profit upfront and then negotiate for the shipments and beat those poor assholes into the ground…fo’ sho’ Russia and China are in there peddlin’ war toys too…probably got a price war goin’ too…but, we got the blanket cover of the UN, then slipping under the bullshit of “we gotta get along” propaganda is a hidden layer of slimy cunts thriving on unrest… Banki Moon gotta be getting a little kick back here and there too…!
What should be done, is, simply don’t supply them with sophisticated killin’ toys and let ‘em just fight it out in a field with some sticks and stones…probably be a whole lot less killin’…less fightin’ too… and a lotta people will be outta work…

Now Libya has settled $1.5 billion for Pan Am 103 deal…wonder who gets the commission on that…?? Georgie just signed the “take Moammar Kadafi off the list of terrorist” document, so I imagine he’ll be in line for a few bucks, probably a bonus routed thru Carlyle Group…Then Moammar will become a real buddy, dinners in Kennebunkport, weekends up in Crawford, Tx…. go hunting with Cheney…but, don’t turn your back on ‘im and be ready to duck!!!

They keep sayin’ Petraeus is “runnin’” the war in Afghaniland and Irak…runnin’ the war?…like runnin’ a crap table??? Is that what he’s doin’? Does he have a big relief map of Irak and Afghanistan on a table, with mountains and rivers, and a buncha GI Joe’s… toy tanks and humvees and a coupla rag head dolls hidin’ in caves…then he makes an attack…”BAM”…roadside bomb…cluster bomb here, hand grenade there…sorta like the games they play in the Pentagon…but they count money there… instead of casualties…

Well, the election day has come and gone…didjya notice standing behind McCain in almost all his speeches was the AIPAC representative – Lieberman – a once upon a time democrat…don’t think he’s a republican… no tellin’ what he is now…methinks he’s a spy…

The Christians and Muslims are havin’ a conference in Rome? Wonder what they’s gonna come up with next – maybe the FPI will have a little input…