Damn…now we gotta $7.4 billion aid package goin’ to Pakiland…hmph…gimmee some of that, cuz fo’ sho’ it’ll get corrupted, or maybe it’s a military aid package…DIME and cluster bombs, some brand new shiny tanks and helicopters…wait a minute…there ain’t no oil in Pakiland…why in the fuck are we there? Oh, I got it, maybe after the pipeline gets built in Afghaniland, we’ll control the port to ship the oil…
Now the gov’t wantsta put controls on the Derivative Market…what the fuck is Derivative Market…just Google’d it…derivative is like a razor, you can shave and make yourself pretty for your girlfriend and you can also use it to slit her throat…hmmm…I can see why this market should be controlled…it didn’t say nothing about ex-wives…maybe they should just be shot…awww hell, bullets cost money…
Here’s a good one under the heading…
”Weapons that Kill”
“It is in the United States' national interest to promote the existence of a stable, democratic and militarily strong Israel, at peace with its neighbors.”
Who’s fuckin’ national interests? Sho’ as hell it ain’t mine…I don’t give a shit about it, do you? And there ain’t been no fuckin’ peace there for the past 75 years…shit…how about 2750 years!! This militarily strong Israel is the cause of all the unrest in the Middle East and right now it’s infecting the world!!! Damn…And whoever wrote this article thinks the only way peace can be obtained is to threaten the rest of their neighbors with violence via military superiority? That’s like a bully when you’re a kid…he threatens everybody with physical violence to have respect …but in reality he’s afraid to sleep in the dark…why do we allow ourselves to be duped this way? The “national interests” are the military supply companies making obscene fortunes on war…and brokered thru Israeli outlets …the destruction of Gaza violates all the terms of the U.S. Arms Export Control Act prohibiting U.S. weapons from being used for non-defensive purposes. And we just keep on givin’ these fuckers money and military shit and we gots people outta work…losin’ homes…Ya boy…Havana Gela…
That ignorant arrogant Binyamin Nutnyahoo has arrived…a little conversation overheard while vacuuming the red carpet just before it’s rolled out in the Oval Room for privileged visitors.
“Hey Binya, how ya doin’?”
“Pretty OK Mr. Prez, just arrived and gotta cover some sensitive issues!”
Oh ya? … What seems to be on your mind?”
“Well, Mr. Prez, first, we don’t think there should be a Palestinian State cuz that will weaken our position while we’s subjecting all the dumb fuckin’ Ayrabs to apartheid and also we’d hafta move our settlers outta the West Bank and lose the rent from the condo’s we built and that ain’t including the investment of all that sub prime shit that we ain’t gonna pay back. Oh, and also a concern that ol’ AhmaDJ is cookin’ up some enriched uranium to put into a bomb. If the Irakies get a bomb, then we’ll lose our superiority in the Middle East! The last idiot prez before you wouldn’t back our plan to go bomb the shit outta their enrichment laboratories! This woulda made the war bidness flourish, oil would skyrocket and we’d all get rich!”
“Well listen Binya…we’s gonna have a little chat with ol’ AhmaDJ maybe in the next coupla months to cover some of these issues and see if we can resolve this diplomatically!”
“Damn, Mr. Prez, we don’t need no fuckin’ diplomacy; we need the constant threat of war and invasion to keep the Middle Easterners and the world terrified and kissin’ our asses while makin’ money hand over yarmulke in the bomb bidness!”
“Listen, Binya, don’tchya think we gots enough terrorism floating around? Somehow we gotta put a stop to all this shit so the world can concentrate on the piss poor economy created by your greedy scumbag Ponzi bro’s and Wall Street gangsters!”
“But Mr. Prez, if we cuts out terrorizing the rank and file schmucks, this’ll put your war toy manufactures outta bidness and we’s gonna lose our commissions and our AIPAC goons won’t be able to funnel some of this into your re-election campaign and not only that, all the laid off DIME bomb makers will need to go on welfare and the cost of treating their radio active contamination, that’ gotta half life of a million years, will be astronomical and will cut into our health care companies profits!”
“Hmmmm….lemmee think about this…will get back with you!!!”
The people want the Guatemala’s prez to resign over killing of a lawyer…Hmph…what’s the point…?
Goddamn, they found the missing link…a 48 million year old fossil…and they call it “Ida”…sheeeit…I see a buncha those on Tanah Abang…under the overpass panhandling for a coupla rups…they just had their tails cut off…
And the North K’s exploded a newclear bomb…wonder what the hell that’ll prove other than keeping the “fear factor” up to the boiling point and keep Northrop’s bottom line in the black ??? Betchya that made ol’ Kim Jong’s hair stand on end…but…forgot…shit, it stands up like that anyways while he’s sayin’… Yup, we’s gonna go blow the shit outta South K and maybe Japan, but we gotta be careful cuz those damn Chinks up north got a hole lotta those bombs…and sooner or later we’s gonna hafta pay the Irgun guys for sellin’ us those secrets they stole from the US of A…
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
051309
Still ain’t no Amerikan…gotta send in more paper…gonna ruin a coupla forests before this gets done – if it ever gets done with these Homeland Security goons…
Methinks we’s getting down to the real nitty gritty of the Gaza offensive…seems like there’s around 1.2 trillion CF of natural gas off the coast of Gaza valued at somewhere around $ 4 billion. Hamas is supposed to control that area since they won the last election and won’t kiss ol’ Tipzi, Nutnyahoo and their cronies asses so the Heebs been confusing the issue by sending their Irgun agents over the fence to shoot a coupla rockets at themselves and make it look like they’s acting in self defense, but we ain’t gonna tell anybody that in reality the fuckers wanna get their dirty little kosher fingers on the gas… well…sheeeit…that’s almost the same as a pipeline across Afghaniland proposed by Dickchenius back in the 90’s that somehow turned into fighting terrorists and fabricated WMD spy reports to get into Irak’s oil deposits…there you go…simple…I suppose nobody can see thru this scam…
This is the same as the skirmish in Georgia back last summer and starting up again…Israeli’s backed the Georgian gov’t with military advisors, tanks, bombs and bullets brokered thru their military supply companies for only one reason, control the oil pipelines coming out of the Caspian region…then when the Ruskies came in and kicked the Georgian military out of South Ossetia, they screamed “disproportionate force”… these fascists cloud everything up with so much shit, nobody can logically assess the real motives of these greedy warmongers…but sooner or later history will…ol’ Menachem Begin will be up there beside Hitler…Stalin…Milosevic…Attila…
On top of that the head Heeb rejects the UN report saying Israel used (here we go again) ‘disproportionate force’ and blatantly destroyed UN buildings and aid depots, schools, hospitals along with killing women and children…and Perez is screaming the damn report is one-sided! Hmph, I suppose he thinks completely leveling Gaza with bombs, 1300 to 13 people killed ain’t one-sided or disproportionate either …and 6 of the 13, were killed by ‘friendly’ fire…besides, they’s gotta protect their women and children by killing Gaza women and children…that’s fair, I suppose… it probably says that somewhere in fine print in the ‘protocol’…
And another good one, the justice department has decided not to try those AIPAC guys Rosen and Weissman for spying and lets just ignore the collusive interference of senator Harman, for the simple reason being that this was just normal day to day espionage between friendly governments… you know, stealing atomic secrets, boot-legging military toys, experimenting with DIME bombs, bidness as usual…but that asshole Paki, Javed Iqbal, that broadcast the Hezbollah TV station in NYC for nothin’, that sumbitch should go to jail for life instead of 6 years…who in the hell does he think he is??? The Hezbollah is our enemy, goddamit…waterboard that bastard…besides those fuckin’ Heebs broker our tools of death around the world so we don’t get blamed and keeps our folks workin’ the nite shift so that’s pretty ok…makes me kinda wonder if the DIME bomb makers wear protective gear to offset contamination from the radioactive depleted uranium – or do they glow in the dark after a few weeks?
When you stop and think of it, the Middle East – well – it’s falsely claimed to be sorta the cradle of mankind – when it’s really somewhere deep down in Africa, but the Jews and Christians and Muslims like to think it started somewhere between of Mecca, Sinai and Jerusalem where Noah parked the ark and each of their ‘strange’ religions is the only way to fly…hmph…the Muslims can’t even get along with each other let alone compatible with Christianity or Judaism. The Christians believe Jesus saved the world and development of weapons of mass destruction was started gettin’ on a roll. I ain’t too sure what the Jews believe in, other than power and control along with kissing some rock and cash register, but Abraham was some kinda sacred prophet for all three. Makes me kinda wonder if the Taliban got their beliefs from him, or they just sorta went on their own like the orthodox Jews and Branch Davidians and lets not forget about Jonestown…hmph …Darwin and Galileo wouldn’t stand a chance with these guys and we’s all supposed to be getting smarter …Buddhists run around in robes, Hindus worship some kinda devils and swim in the polluted Ganges and Confusionists just sit around and philophize…
Which brings me back to ‘Debugger-ism’…and the war on stupidity…?
Something kinda confusing here…the pentagon is gonna hire 20,000 additional people to help reduce the yearly costs of operations. Huh??? They buy $100 billion worth of weapons a year, add this cost for the new folks on an average of say scribble… scribble… scribble… 20,000 x 250,000 = $5 billion, plus the regular 187,000 workforce, at say an average of $150 K per year of $28 billion = $33 billion and that’s not including all the special defense projects like ‘Future Combat Systems’ – and also that $300 billion super duper fighter plane plus all the spy vs. spy systems, that nobody knows what the fuck that is… sheeeit…dunno how much that’s gonna save…this must be a extension of Reganomics…piss away a buncha money on shit that nobody knows what it is, especially for people like me that can’t add and say, man, whatta helluva savings we gots… damn, I don’t think us taxpayers can handle any more of this HUTA finance and politiks…(that’s “head up the ass” in case y’all forgot)
But when ya think about it…all those terrorists don’t gots fancy planes, newclear weapons, DIME and phosphorous bombs, aircraft carriers, misguided missiles and cluster bombs and we ain’t beat ‘em yet!!! Could it be possible that we’s usin’ the wrong tactics? How about the ‘war on stupidity’? But that’ll probably put 207,000 people outta work, or slow ‘em down a little…
The photo’s on the net about Afghaniland, Irak, Pakistan, Sri Lanka, Gaza, Somalia, Sudan etc., etc., – the people living in squalor, bombed houses, tents, cooking swill in a rusty cast iron pot hanging over an open fire, then in the background, you see these brand new shiny armored vehicles and tanks… one of those fuckin’ machines costs somewhere around $1.25 million… the price from the UK spending £500 million for 600 of the things. I’ll betchya the money from one of those could build a buncha condo’s on unoccupied land, with real stoves in a kitchen and indoor plumbing and most probably have a few bucks left over to import some decent food for the people to eat… with a belly fulla food they’d probably stop blowing themselves up on street corners … but that’ll probably encourage peace…awww shit, forgot – ain’t no money in peace…
How about that!!! In the island of Flores in Indonesia, they’ve found this prehistoric creature called a Hobbit and fossils of these little guys date back 18,000 years! They was 3 feet tall, weighed 65 lbs and had a brain the size of a chimp…prehistoric hell!...there’s a buncha of those guys in the DPR and MPR (government) and running (or is that ruining) the country….I suppose that’s where Habibie and Kalla came from… they’s both about 3’-2” tall and really small heads…probably gots small brains too… guys with big fat heads got big brains, but only ¼ of 1% is capable of being utilized…Duhhhh…where did I put the remote control…?
Damn, fell asleep during the hockey game last nite…Washington won in overtime…now comes game 7.
Karzai has objected to the air strikes at the Taliban terrorists…”you guys have killed 130 civilians –and that’s serious…besides; those goddam bombs are wrecking my brother’s poppy crop…”
Ol’ King Abdullah in Jordan ain’t to awful bright…he’s saying the Israeli’s gotta sit down with the Palestinians, Syrians, Jordanians, Egyptians, Lebanese…sheeeit, there ain’t that many intelligent Jews to be sittin’ at all these tables… but they gotta lotta atomic bombs…maybe the neighbor countries will just hafta wait till the Heebs get a round tooit…
Ol’ Pope Benedict…he’s stirring up some shit…saying there should be a Palestinian state…the Heebs ain’t gonna like that…
Awww…just read this heartwarming statement made by the hospital, insurance, drug companies and doctors about the upcoming government health care system. They’s gonna slow down their rate increases in the future…damn, kin you imagine??? What a buncha nice guys!!! This will probably get down to a level of profits the Columbian drug lords would be proud of…but when ya think about it, if the government bails out and takes ownership of failed auto manufacturers, banks and Wall Street gangster mismanaged companies, why not take over something that’s indecently profitable like health care?
Hmph…The money makers…notice a similarity between military supply and health care – both deal with death, but one kills ‘em quick the other keeps ‘em alive just long enough to fuck ‘em outta everything…if the drug companies ever come up with a cure for cancer, it’ll never be made available to the people, no money in that shit…keep ‘em sick and fulla misery…or fill ‘em up with some dense inert metal parts and pieces…or cook up another strain of pig flu virus in their secret labs to infect more people, make more money…
But this is how stupid the government is…they can’t add either…they think the national health care is gonna cost $1 trillion a year…wanna know how they come with that number??? Well, they just add up all the income from Humana, United Health Care, Cigna, and Pfizer and the rest of the crooked companies that control health care like Carlyle Group, Cerberus also and drug companies and come up with the number…
And they didn’t discount the exorbitant profits and eliminate the parachutes and bonuses, payoffs and retirement plans to the greedy executives along with astronomical costs of lobbying the government jerks also not including the costs of private jets etc., etc., There’s no realism in any political budget anyways…
Demjanjuk been transferred to Germany to ‘stand’ trial – he’s on a stretcher…so he’s gonna hafta ‘lay down’ trial. I mean, given he’s a Uky, and if this guy is the real “Ivan the Terrible”, he most probably was ordered to shove those Jews into the gas chamber or be shot…… and an amazingly striking similarity to the modern Israeli soldier in Gaza – go bomb those women and children or be shot…makes ya kinda wonder when we’s gonna have the Gaza Holocaust trials? But that’s just hearsay I suppose…
The Simon Wiesenthal center, financing (from charitable donations) catching all these Nazi criminals, they’s gotta branch office in Los Angeles…right next to Hollywood – goddam, that’s a long ways from Auschwitz… figures!! Maybe they’ll make a coupla more movies…give each other Oscars…D’ya think they’ll close the centers after all the WWII Nazi’s are dead? Or will they be looking for brand new Nazi’s…maybe they’ll fabricate some atrocities and catch some really bad anti-Semites… make a movie…give each other Oscars…the circle begins…
Methinks we’s getting down to the real nitty gritty of the Gaza offensive…seems like there’s around 1.2 trillion CF of natural gas off the coast of Gaza valued at somewhere around $ 4 billion. Hamas is supposed to control that area since they won the last election and won’t kiss ol’ Tipzi, Nutnyahoo and their cronies asses so the Heebs been confusing the issue by sending their Irgun agents over the fence to shoot a coupla rockets at themselves and make it look like they’s acting in self defense, but we ain’t gonna tell anybody that in reality the fuckers wanna get their dirty little kosher fingers on the gas… well…sheeeit…that’s almost the same as a pipeline across Afghaniland proposed by Dickchenius back in the 90’s that somehow turned into fighting terrorists and fabricated WMD spy reports to get into Irak’s oil deposits…there you go…simple…I suppose nobody can see thru this scam…
This is the same as the skirmish in Georgia back last summer and starting up again…Israeli’s backed the Georgian gov’t with military advisors, tanks, bombs and bullets brokered thru their military supply companies for only one reason, control the oil pipelines coming out of the Caspian region…then when the Ruskies came in and kicked the Georgian military out of South Ossetia, they screamed “disproportionate force”… these fascists cloud everything up with so much shit, nobody can logically assess the real motives of these greedy warmongers…but sooner or later history will…ol’ Menachem Begin will be up there beside Hitler…Stalin…Milosevic…Attila…
On top of that the head Heeb rejects the UN report saying Israel used (here we go again) ‘disproportionate force’ and blatantly destroyed UN buildings and aid depots, schools, hospitals along with killing women and children…and Perez is screaming the damn report is one-sided! Hmph, I suppose he thinks completely leveling Gaza with bombs, 1300 to 13 people killed ain’t one-sided or disproportionate either …and 6 of the 13, were killed by ‘friendly’ fire…besides, they’s gotta protect their women and children by killing Gaza women and children…that’s fair, I suppose… it probably says that somewhere in fine print in the ‘protocol’…
And another good one, the justice department has decided not to try those AIPAC guys Rosen and Weissman for spying and lets just ignore the collusive interference of senator Harman, for the simple reason being that this was just normal day to day espionage between friendly governments… you know, stealing atomic secrets, boot-legging military toys, experimenting with DIME bombs, bidness as usual…but that asshole Paki, Javed Iqbal, that broadcast the Hezbollah TV station in NYC for nothin’, that sumbitch should go to jail for life instead of 6 years…who in the hell does he think he is??? The Hezbollah is our enemy, goddamit…waterboard that bastard…besides those fuckin’ Heebs broker our tools of death around the world so we don’t get blamed and keeps our folks workin’ the nite shift so that’s pretty ok…makes me kinda wonder if the DIME bomb makers wear protective gear to offset contamination from the radioactive depleted uranium – or do they glow in the dark after a few weeks?
When you stop and think of it, the Middle East – well – it’s falsely claimed to be sorta the cradle of mankind – when it’s really somewhere deep down in Africa, but the Jews and Christians and Muslims like to think it started somewhere between of Mecca, Sinai and Jerusalem where Noah parked the ark and each of their ‘strange’ religions is the only way to fly…hmph…the Muslims can’t even get along with each other let alone compatible with Christianity or Judaism. The Christians believe Jesus saved the world and development of weapons of mass destruction was started gettin’ on a roll. I ain’t too sure what the Jews believe in, other than power and control along with kissing some rock and cash register, but Abraham was some kinda sacred prophet for all three. Makes me kinda wonder if the Taliban got their beliefs from him, or they just sorta went on their own like the orthodox Jews and Branch Davidians and lets not forget about Jonestown…hmph …Darwin and Galileo wouldn’t stand a chance with these guys and we’s all supposed to be getting smarter …Buddhists run around in robes, Hindus worship some kinda devils and swim in the polluted Ganges and Confusionists just sit around and philophize…
Which brings me back to ‘Debugger-ism’…and the war on stupidity…?
Something kinda confusing here…the pentagon is gonna hire 20,000 additional people to help reduce the yearly costs of operations. Huh??? They buy $100 billion worth of weapons a year, add this cost for the new folks on an average of say scribble… scribble… scribble… 20,000 x 250,000 = $5 billion, plus the regular 187,000 workforce, at say an average of $150 K per year of $28 billion = $33 billion and that’s not including all the special defense projects like ‘Future Combat Systems’ – and also that $300 billion super duper fighter plane plus all the spy vs. spy systems, that nobody knows what the fuck that is… sheeeit…dunno how much that’s gonna save…this must be a extension of Reganomics…piss away a buncha money on shit that nobody knows what it is, especially for people like me that can’t add and say, man, whatta helluva savings we gots… damn, I don’t think us taxpayers can handle any more of this HUTA finance and politiks…(that’s “head up the ass” in case y’all forgot)
But when ya think about it…all those terrorists don’t gots fancy planes, newclear weapons, DIME and phosphorous bombs, aircraft carriers, misguided missiles and cluster bombs and we ain’t beat ‘em yet!!! Could it be possible that we’s usin’ the wrong tactics? How about the ‘war on stupidity’? But that’ll probably put 207,000 people outta work, or slow ‘em down a little…
The photo’s on the net about Afghaniland, Irak, Pakistan, Sri Lanka, Gaza, Somalia, Sudan etc., etc., – the people living in squalor, bombed houses, tents, cooking swill in a rusty cast iron pot hanging over an open fire, then in the background, you see these brand new shiny armored vehicles and tanks… one of those fuckin’ machines costs somewhere around $1.25 million… the price from the UK spending £500 million for 600 of the things. I’ll betchya the money from one of those could build a buncha condo’s on unoccupied land, with real stoves in a kitchen and indoor plumbing and most probably have a few bucks left over to import some decent food for the people to eat… with a belly fulla food they’d probably stop blowing themselves up on street corners … but that’ll probably encourage peace…awww shit, forgot – ain’t no money in peace…
How about that!!! In the island of Flores in Indonesia, they’ve found this prehistoric creature called a Hobbit and fossils of these little guys date back 18,000 years! They was 3 feet tall, weighed 65 lbs and had a brain the size of a chimp…prehistoric hell!...there’s a buncha of those guys in the DPR and MPR (government) and running (or is that ruining) the country….I suppose that’s where Habibie and Kalla came from… they’s both about 3’-2” tall and really small heads…probably gots small brains too… guys with big fat heads got big brains, but only ¼ of 1% is capable of being utilized…Duhhhh…where did I put the remote control…?
Damn, fell asleep during the hockey game last nite…Washington won in overtime…now comes game 7.
Karzai has objected to the air strikes at the Taliban terrorists…”you guys have killed 130 civilians –and that’s serious…besides; those goddam bombs are wrecking my brother’s poppy crop…”
Ol’ King Abdullah in Jordan ain’t to awful bright…he’s saying the Israeli’s gotta sit down with the Palestinians, Syrians, Jordanians, Egyptians, Lebanese…sheeeit, there ain’t that many intelligent Jews to be sittin’ at all these tables… but they gotta lotta atomic bombs…maybe the neighbor countries will just hafta wait till the Heebs get a round tooit…
Ol’ Pope Benedict…he’s stirring up some shit…saying there should be a Palestinian state…the Heebs ain’t gonna like that…
Awww…just read this heartwarming statement made by the hospital, insurance, drug companies and doctors about the upcoming government health care system. They’s gonna slow down their rate increases in the future…damn, kin you imagine??? What a buncha nice guys!!! This will probably get down to a level of profits the Columbian drug lords would be proud of…but when ya think about it, if the government bails out and takes ownership of failed auto manufacturers, banks and Wall Street gangster mismanaged companies, why not take over something that’s indecently profitable like health care?
Hmph…The money makers…notice a similarity between military supply and health care – both deal with death, but one kills ‘em quick the other keeps ‘em alive just long enough to fuck ‘em outta everything…if the drug companies ever come up with a cure for cancer, it’ll never be made available to the people, no money in that shit…keep ‘em sick and fulla misery…or fill ‘em up with some dense inert metal parts and pieces…or cook up another strain of pig flu virus in their secret labs to infect more people, make more money…
But this is how stupid the government is…they can’t add either…they think the national health care is gonna cost $1 trillion a year…wanna know how they come with that number??? Well, they just add up all the income from Humana, United Health Care, Cigna, and Pfizer and the rest of the crooked companies that control health care like Carlyle Group, Cerberus also and drug companies and come up with the number…
And they didn’t discount the exorbitant profits and eliminate the parachutes and bonuses, payoffs and retirement plans to the greedy executives along with astronomical costs of lobbying the government jerks also not including the costs of private jets etc., etc., There’s no realism in any political budget anyways…
Demjanjuk been transferred to Germany to ‘stand’ trial – he’s on a stretcher…so he’s gonna hafta ‘lay down’ trial. I mean, given he’s a Uky, and if this guy is the real “Ivan the Terrible”, he most probably was ordered to shove those Jews into the gas chamber or be shot…… and an amazingly striking similarity to the modern Israeli soldier in Gaza – go bomb those women and children or be shot…makes ya kinda wonder when we’s gonna have the Gaza Holocaust trials? But that’s just hearsay I suppose…
The Simon Wiesenthal center, financing (from charitable donations) catching all these Nazi criminals, they’s gotta branch office in Los Angeles…right next to Hollywood – goddam, that’s a long ways from Auschwitz… figures!! Maybe they’ll make a coupla more movies…give each other Oscars…D’ya think they’ll close the centers after all the WWII Nazi’s are dead? Or will they be looking for brand new Nazi’s…maybe they’ll fabricate some atrocities and catch some really bad anti-Semites… make a movie…give each other Oscars…the circle begins…
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